i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence


cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes


audize:

Who the hell is dale


spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care




rnessage:

you never realize how loud your everyday actions are until you try to do them at 2:30 am


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes officer im currently under the influence. under the influence of the lord



trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks


me sexting
boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

what the fuck does it want now
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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you


mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.


puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”


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