my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

cadet-kenz:

Correct


How I would narrate the Olympics
me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt



ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.



i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence


cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes


audize:

Who the hell is dale

audize:

Who the hell is dale


spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care




rnessage:

you never realize how loud your everyday actions are until you try to do them at 2:30 am


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes officer im currently under the influence. under the influence of the lord


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